August 28 - Bow Tie Day

Some of these funny holidays are pretty self-explanatory. Others, like "Bow Tie Day" make me wonder why someone out there thought a certain thing (i.e. a bow tie) needed a holiday. And, because I have no pride, I'm going to link to ugly bow ties using my Amazon Affiliates links down at the bottom. So, go buy some ugly bow ties! I need the dollarzzzz!

For those days when you want to look professional, but also want to be seen:

Maybe pink sequins are more your thing:

(For $1.88, there's no excuse not to get one!!)


When you need a bow tie to go with your Ugly Christmas Sweater:

Or, a bow tie to wear on your fruitcake?

You can even make a bow tie out of a bag of M&M's! I'm even providing a link below to help you buy the M&M's without having to leave the comfort of your couch!

If you're more of a do-it-yourself type, check out this killer Lego Bricky Blocks bow tie! You can stack bricks on it to make it totally custom!!

And, according to Google, these are the ugliest bow ties EVER!!

So, buy a bow tie. Or an expensive-ass case of M&M's. ;)