For those days when you want to look professional, but also want to be seen:
Maybe pink sequins are more your thing:
When you need a bow tie to go with your Ugly Christmas Sweater:
You can even make a bow tie out of a bag of M&M's! I'm even providing a link below to help you buy the M&M's without having to leave the comfort of your couch!
If you're more of a do-it-yourself type, check out this killer
And, according to Google, these are the ugliest bow ties EVER!!
So, buy a bow tie. Or an expensive-ass case of M&M's. ;)